tyler's boring summer.

So, I got drunk last night.

I went for a couple drinks with my friend Jules last night.

I got drunk.

I know I drank a bottle of wine, probably close to a dozen rye and gingers, and some drop shots; I think 2 Dr Peppers and a Jager Bomb, then I met a good friend from work, so we went to his plcae after work, we stopped at my place for booze; a mickey of Rum, 8 bottles of beer and 2 bottles of wine.

Now, there is another guy from work sleeping on my couch.

I had to wake up to take some advil and water.

Some dick next door is revving his motorcycle.

I have a 2:08 tee off time.

And I have to work from 7 pm to 5:30 am tonight.

I am going to call in sick next friday to get a long weekend and party.

Once I’m a rock star, I already got the lifestyle down.