September 2008
1 post
Meme - Two Random Things On Your Desk Right Now
jessicareed:
tristanjay7:
shutupinternet:
Mine:
Condoms
Big League Chew
1. The Canterbury Tales 2. Xbox 360 controller
1. Fabric Markers
2. Empty Make Up Bag
1. Fireball Whiskey
2. RockBand 360
August 2008
2 posts
Mittens?
shutupinternet:
Is Mitt Romney’s real first name Mittens? God I hope so.
Unfortunately no.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Willard Mitt Romney (born March 12, 1947 in Detroit, Michigan) is an American businessman and former Governor of Massachusetts. Romney is also a former candidate for the Republican nomination in the 2008 United States presidential election.
July 2008
1 post
So, I got drunk last night.
I went for a couple drinks with my friend Jules last night.
I got drunk.
I know I drank a bottle of wine, probably close to a dozen rye and gingers, and some drop shots; I think 2 Dr Peppers and a Jager Bomb, then I met a good friend from work, so we went to his plcae after work, we stopped at my place for booze; a mickey of Rum, 8 bottles of beer and 2 bottles of wine.
Now, there is another...
June 2008
2 posts
May 2008
29 posts
Drunken eBaying
So, me and my friend Doug were drinking the night of my birthday, and when I got in my room, I went on eBay and bought a Fender Squier Strat. Now I just need to learn how to play guitar.
Birthdays and such...
I’m 23, I’m tired, I gotta go get some booze.
Thinkin Time
So it’s quarter after five in the morning here. My sleep schedule is a bit wonky from working midnights so long. I want to learn to play guitar. I’ve read in to it, and I either want to get a Fender, I’ll have to settle for a Squier until I learn to play, or a Martin, which is a rare, cool guitar, and relatively cheap. I’m going to lay in bed, have a cigarette, safe, I...
The deity who stalked the deserts of the Middle East millennia ago—and who seems...
– Sam Harris
Go Sports!!
Well, Detroit lost last night, which doesn’t hurt my feelings any, it will just wear themselves out for when they have to play Pittsburgh, who will most definitely beat the Flyers tonight. The Jays are starting to pick up their game, even though Wells is hurt, but it’s finally looking like Eckstein is fitting in, plus Stairs is stepping up in his role as DH. Team Forrest is still...
Haircut Indecisiveness
I’ll probably be getting a haircut today do. Mmm. I love the Cut Above. shutupinternet: Around noon today I called to make a haircut appointment. The entire drive over I was looking at my hair in the mirror asking myself if I really needed a haircut. I got over to the shop and while the receptionist went to get the guy who was going to cut my hair, I called her back and told her that I...
If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...
– Hunter S. Thompson.
Changes...
So I might get a break from midnights for a couple weeks, if all goes to plan, I’ll be working Monday to Friday 3:30pm to 12:00am, which would atleast give me time to hit the bar after work for a couple, it’s just a shame that there aren’t any nice bars between my house and my work. There’s this dirty one, The Montreal House, which may have to suffice.
Some may never live, but the crazy never die.
– Hunter S. Thompson
Sam Harris...
Is my favorite author. This guy is a genius. He’s got a few doctorates, a couple masters and shit from all sorts of school, mainly Harvard. He’s still at Harvard studying the reactions in human brains that happens when we make decisions. How fucking complicated does that sound? Anyway, he wrote a book in 2005 called ‘The End of Faith,’ basically it explained that the logic...
Followers...
The word followers looks like flowers. I had 5 followers before I even knew what it was. Neat-o burrito. As soon as someone fixes my code for me, I’ll have comments. Yippee. Follow what I saw like religion, blind, full of faith, with concerns for the safety of yourselves or others. Trust me, I’m a sure thing.
Life, in general...
Well, I’m on a stint working midnights which will last me most of the summer. The pros, I get weekends off instead of shitty middle of the week days off, it’s easier to stay awake later and go out to the bars, I don’t have a boss. The cons, I miss out on the favorite part of my job, interacting with people, I don’t get to sleep until 8:30 am, and my schedule conflicts with...
Bored at work...
Last night.
It’s a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die.
– Hunter S. Thompson
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TylerB: The Blue Jays are playing like shit week.
Everyone else: I agree.
TylerB: *sad face*
It was about 2:30 am Sunday morning, and there a few people shouting at us. You’ll notice I accidentally shot one over the fence. In this video, you’ll see it was much closer to the neighbours house than you would imagine.
So the other weekend, a couple friends and I stopped at Mac’s Milk on our way home from the bar. They had fireworks. I like Roman Candles.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
– Hunter S. Thompson
This...
So I’ll probably be working midnights for awhile. Which means the people I normally like to vent to will be sleeping when I need to vent. So now, I will once again, unleash my unequivical thoughts of craziness and hilarity to the internet.